Shia Goes Gay

My prayers have been answered and hello heaven! I love this man but I think I am starting to notice why so many people call him a douche. He just kinda looks like one. It's like when you see someone and you just know you don't like them. Yet, you have no idea why. Just like that, only when you see someone that looks like a douche, you just know it. We each have our own guidelines on what a true douche is. So he is a douchey, whateves. I would still hit it, I would wreck that chick! Here is my big douche doing the best he can on SNL. Seriously, they need Tina Fey back, she at least pulled in some laughs. SNL hasn't really been a good quality comedy show in quite some time. Sad face.