Can you guess which one is the gay? Give up? Trick question, its all three. Joke. Lame joke, sorry about that. Anywho, besides on the show none of them are. Serena's little brother (Eric) came out on this weeks episode (pictured below). I think he is fifteen? I hope they don't write him off now, I am sure a lot of young gay men and women could benefit from seeing this in the mainstream light. He is hardly in the show anyway, but I hope to see more of him. I freakin love this show. It was good at first, then got kinda boring, but now...Now, ladies and gents, its finally trash tv at its best.
Lil Dawn Summers (Michelle Trachtenburg) joined the cast last week to stir up some trouble in this teen drama. She is fucking S sideways with no lube on a humid day in Palm Springs. Have you tried fucking in the humidity with no air conditioner? Lets just say if you have my sense of humor, there will be a lot of laughing. POP! Anywho so Georgina (Michelle) is fucking with Dan (S's bf) saying her name is Sarah making Serena play along or else she will expose her homemade porn to him. She has drugged Serena and told her she was a drunk hooker AND made her miss the SAT's. She is just nuts, she is like Kimberly nuts in Melrose Place. She is now going to be a regular cast member. Excited? Me too! Blair has become a bitch again, thank jeebus, that vulnerable girl act was gettin TIRED! So, after the homemade porn scandel, the gay bomb (btw, Serena's lil brother was also dating Jenny's now ex boyfriend), and Serena finding out Georgina is playin with her personal life, at the very last second what happens? Serena tells Blair she has killed someone. Then the fucking credits roll. Fuck you Gossip Girl, good cliffhanger, can't wait for next week. Since the writer strike f'ed up the season, next season will be extra long, a total of 24 episodes. Stupendous!
Below is Eric
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