TOP CHEF!

I love Top Chef, I really wish I was a better cook. When I am ready to eat, I am ready to eat. Sooo thinking ahead of time never works for me. I want food and I want it now. I get impatient, but I do not eat poorly, you just think of what are you eating and watch your portions. Instant diet. Never not allow yourself something, otherwise you are fucked! So you got your lesbians on the show right? Well this season, there seems to be more than usual. AND they are not to be fucked with. They are not only a minority being a woman in the kitchen, but they are also gay and probably more manly then most men back there. The women just really want a female to win the Top Chef title. This season I think it may just happen. There was a lesbo coule this season, last week one of them left. So the remaining half of the clam lovefest is winning this for her. Jennifer is pissed and on a mission. She is not happy Zoe is gone. Whateves.

It wouldn't be Top Chef without faux hawks! I think the requirement is at least six people must have them and they must be three inches in height. Mark is my favorite (pictured above), hes an Aussie AND he has curly hair. I LOVE CURLY HAIR!!! Spike and Ryan are the hotties of the season, the rest of the people I don't really know their names. This show always makes me fucking hungry though. Even when I ain't hungry, I start thinking of what I can create. Last week instead of puttin a ton of cheese between two corn tortillas and throwing it in the microwave like everyone else would, I got out my saute pan. I cut up some onions and sauteed them first, put them to the side. I mashed up half an avocado and made a lil guac for my side. Made the quesadilla in the pan, added some Tapatio in there as well and VOILA! I fucked it up while flipping it though, so umm I haven't mastered flipping. It was still good, better then the microwave. I think this show is like the longest reality competition show ever! It honestly lasts for like five months. They start with like 15 contestants. I think I would have enough time to go to culinary school and make it on time for season 5. If not, definately season 6. By then I will be the only gay guy with two straight guys, four straight woman and the rest? LESSIES!!! Excite!