Tuesday, April 15, 2008

That Is So Second Grade!

If you are not watching this show, you are missing a ton of fabulous faggotry. They sent home the better half of my favorite gay duo James. Miguel don't have his sister no mo. I do not get why Michael didn't go home, after all he is "bisexual" so actually he doesn't exist. I kind of take the role of the closeted frat boy on this topic. If you are a bi male, you are gay, period! However, if you are a bi woman, than it is completely ok. I just don't think you can go one day with a dildo up your ass and a cock in your mouth to eating some chicks who-ha. I did meet a guy once who was truly bi, maybe its like that song "You're One In a Million". Elizabeth Berkley is only in like the last fifteen minutes of the show. This is unacceptable. I want her to give random pep talks like Tyra does on ANTM. She can talk about who was fucking who on the set of SBTB or how she trained for literally HOURS to do Showgirls. She will save her dancing on SBTB when it is down to the final three, that way she can relate to it more. I can already see the tears. Here is Nomi dancing at her first rehearsal, THRUST IT!

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