Andrew Fucking Lloyd Weber week! Excited! He seemed to me the only one that was real with the idols. He gave them constructive critisism and was to the point. Love that fag! However, I really, really hated Cats. It is the worst play I have ever seen, I thought it might have been because I had a crazy cold but no. The whole play was introducing cats "Hi, I'm Twat and I love yarn", "Hi, I hate Twat, I am his evil twin sister Cunty" "Hi, remember me? I was here with you when we were kittens and now I am back. I'm Returny." HATE! IT! Syesha, one word, AMAZING! She better not be on the bottom 3, but I have a feeling she may be since shes not a favorite. Sad face. Even my love for my baby Jason Castro isn't going to make me like Cats. Why he chose this song? Fuck me I don't know? Ya, fuck me. I mean, really? Stupid song choice buddy, even Andrew thought so. He put me to sleep, not even his pretty face could save it. He didn't even know the song was sung by a cat. Umm its called Cats baby, lay off the mota buddy.
HAH! Even ALW hates Brooke White at first, I just keep on hatin. She fucked up and had to start the song over. Paula even called her out! She ruined the song, I f-ing love Phantom of the Opera. She better get her ass home, after all she needs to be ready for Cocks wedding. Bitch is probably prego, SHOTGUN WEDDING! Hold on to your fifteen minutes darlin! Did y'all know someone actually purposed to our favorite stripper? Also see how I got to work in a a Cock reference. Ya, still hate her. Go home Brooke!!!
Poor Lil' David he looks so hungry and tired. David picked a song meant for a diva, hah! He probably finally put his foot down and told his dad to fuck off. This queen loves him some Sarah Brightman and he is gonna sing it! I liked this performance. This fag is gonna win. Damn you America, don't let it happen! I love me some Carly, she finally owned that stage! Syesha and Car Car just opened up that big voice of theirs this week. Carly is here to stay bitches. I think I would totally do a threesome with her and her inked up from the flo up hubby. He makes me wanna do dirty things, like not use a coaster. I don't see an ounce of cute in David Cook. Not one fucking ounce. He kind of looks like Carrie Underwood's re-re cousin. With that being said, WOW! I really enjoyed his rendition of that beautiful, beautiful song we all love! Grrr, he is good, I will give you that. He still looks like he may have been in ESL classes in school. Sooo, go home Brooke!!
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