MooMoo blessed us with her presence this week on the idol stage. She doesn't like judging people on their singing, that's because she "knows" she is number fucking one. Five octaves, nuf said. I hate her but this bitch is a DEE-VAH! Lil' David is up first, he was so excited to meet Mimi because he listens to her all the time. HE looks like her fan base, gay Latinos. He did a good job, whateves, I don't want him to win. Its awesome that not one diva song is good enough for him, he had to choose the one song with Whitney. I think everyone is jumping on the fucking us with no lube bandwagon that Cocks started with the perfect song choice. They know and are very aware of who is voting for them. David A. also doesn't eat cuz of nerves, right. Nerves. He knows the camera adds ten pounds and so does showdaddy. Every time his dad comes on the screen I find myself giving him the stink eye.
I love me some Carly but she is starting to sound more and more like a girl at karaoke that has a small following but its only her drunk friends that are cheering. She is good, not an idol. On that note, she fucked up the song but I still wanna get into a bar fight with her over her buckteeth then make out and have another Irish car bomb. Simon is ALWAYS right, they need to replace Randy with Sharon Osbourne. Two brits are better then one. They can never get rid of Paula, they have invested too much money on the onset bar, pharmacy, hair salon and Coldstone for her.
I think Mariah spent the most time with Syesha because remember she is 5% black. I still think she has a wonderful voice and she did an excellent job. She will not win and it is a shame how much a popularity contest this has become. Brooke, go home. HAHA she is just a bun. I am so tired of her and she butchered that song up. That is one of my favorite Mariah songs. Sometimes I replace the word Hero with Faggot. Try it. Cocks fucked up another one of my fave songs. She is the Kelly Pickler of the season, but she has no personality. She is here to stay though, this cunt will make it to the final three. If she wins, I will boycott AI like I did when Fantascia won. I am over David Cook too! I think I know why now, he looks like a guy I hooked up with when I was beyond drunk a few years ago. I didn't regret it the next day, I did right after, he was not cute. At all! I did like his version a little bit though. Actually a lot of bit. He is so Daughtry and Simon loves it.
Baby Daddy does I Don't Want To Cry, I bet Mariah finds him to be pretty too and let him hold her diet coke for her while she slurped away. Why does every song my baby sings I imagine it around a campfire? Stoned. If he just did covers of a bunch of songs I would play them every time I smoked the manja and watercolored to his sweet, sweet, stoner voice. Paula could join me, she looks like she wouldn't mind me being naked while I painted, she would probably suggest I paint on her. Brooke needs to go home. Thats all I want.
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