Sunday, April 6, 2008

Holly Won, Perry Back to Zero


Whateves, I guess she deserved it. I am just glad Perry lost, fucking loser. I am so done with that douchey. I am over Ben too, he is way too conceited. Ya, he fine and ya I wouldn't take his tongue out my ass but he is cut in my book. He didn't seem too excited to see his wife either. She looks like an owl and an English nanny bumped uglies and had a baby. I smell divorce papers. He is quitting his prison guard job, moving to the big apple, getting a job at Starbucks and pursuing modeling as a newly single man. Ten bucks he ends up doing gay porn with Ronnie. They will call it Make me a Superbottom: The Bromance. Ronnie is cute but hes not supermodel material. I guess it suits Holly best. Golf claps for Holly, can't wait to see you in the Sears catalog.

I think my cat Abbey should have won!

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