I just want to say sorry for not saying anthing about Michael's departure. Dlisted.com said it correctly, American Idol does not like sexy. He was the only fuckable one of the bunch. So, your ass will be missed. Kisses. OK, opening number. Jason Castro, you sucked. I love you, but I realize now that I am totally blinded by those baby blue eyes. I still would love for you to serenade me every night, just never try to sing One Sweet Day EVER AGAIN!! Not even at my funeral. And he really likes the beach man. HAHA Carly and Lil David nailed it, I want those two and David Cook to be my final 3. Syesha will be in my final 4. Cocks looks like LeAnn Rimes' crooked cousin that always trys to get you to buy Tupperware. And hey man who has her horse and won't sell it back, I LOVE YOU! Brooke sang like a tranny who couldn't afford to take her estrogen for a few months. Elliot Yamin looks likes he is jonesin' for a fix, hes even got the sweats. He does have a beautiful voice, I am sure his mother is looking down and is very proud of him. Paula is wearing that damn HUGE rose around her neck, it looks mighty heavy her head keeps tilting to the right.
DEE-VAH! Moo Moo has no normal mic stand, that shit is diamond crusted. I am sure the air was turned way down during her performance, Mimi likes it at 56 degrees while singing. I got to give homegirl credit, she has worked hard for that body and she still has got a fucking voice. I just can't stand any of her music. Sorry gay latinos. I think we can all agree she needs a new stylist. Maybe her gays are too afraid to tell her its not 1998 anymore.
Now to my favorite part, COCKS HAS LEFT THE FUCKING BUILDING! Looks like the rednecks across America know Mariah is 5% African American too! I am kind of sad to see her go, now who can I hate on? I will make sure to check on what she is up to weekly to update y'all. Porn world, here she comes!! Brooke will be joing you shortly Kristy.
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