Tylenol PM Dreamin...

I couldn't sleep last night so I took two Tylenol PM. I lay there in bed and watch "Spice Up My Kitchen" it was really interesting but the host did not have a good teeth/gum ratio. They used oil rose bronze steel appliances. Anyways, the whole half hour show goes by and I am not tired yet. So TV goes off and I lay on my side. I lay there thinking to myself, this shit don't work. It is only my third time trying these pills. Before I know it I am asleep and awake in the same position. That never happens. Anywho, I sleep with these putty earplugs to block out noise (I am a light sleeper). Sometimes I wake up and one has escaped and is somewhere on my bed.

On to my dream and the good part. I am at some huge house and my mom is there making dinner. She is making a glazed ham, I hate ham. Michael Jackson is also there, not sure why and Vicki from Small Wonder. I go into the kitchen to see when dinner is going to be ready and she has just pulled out the ham. I guess she made it some way where it was going to change my opinion on ham forever. Unless she figured out how to turn ham into a medium rare filet mignon, I ain't buyin it. She cuts off a piece and hands it to me, I dont want it. She keeps shoving it in my face. I take a bite, wait for it, and I wake up. I had taken a bite out of my earplug. Eww.