This Bitch is 50 This Year

Madonna's new album cover, hmmm, I can't decide if I like it or not. She continues to amaze me with that rockin body of hers. Too bad her age shows in her hands. She should talk to Cher and her doctor's. Cher is 62 this year and looks FABULOUS from head to toe. I give her a few years though till her va jay jay is her new belly button. Can't wait for her Vegas show.

I hope this Madonna CD is good, she collaborated with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, but Madonna seems to love that techno shit and you know shes the one with the final say. Not only does she have bigger cock and balls then JT and Timba, but she has no problem reminding them who the fuck she is. I wish she would go back to her old stuff though, ohhhhh father. Regardless, you know I will buy the album and probably be sick of it a week later.

Her husband Guy Ritchie has been MIA lately. DUH, for more publicity, thats why Madonna has been whoring herself around everywhere and without him. She wants this album to sell like mad. Isn't Guy gay? I heard rumors about him and buddy Jason Statham. I would give my left nipple to watch those two bump uglies. Jason looks like he knows how to give it to you good.

Annnd back to the cover, there was a time when this bitch was so innovative. Hasn't this look been done? Since fashion repeats itself, shouldn't music do the same? She should quit the tech-no and try something else. We will love it all the same, shes Madonna.