Should They Stay Or Should They Go Now?

Ummm, Ew, I canNOT believe that my girl was on the bottom three. Carly does NOT belong there, at ALL! America stop snorting your glue and get your shit together. This week we find out the mentors and I am not too excited. Dolly Parton, k, kinda cool; Mariah Carey, really? Really? She has got a voice, no doubt about it, but really? My boy, Andrew Lloyd Webber, I am not sure the young gays on the show know who this genius is. Neil Diamond, again REALLY?? Tonight is the return of the FORD commericals, how fun? Should they stay or should they go now? I love that lil' David is excited about the clothes. Again, I canNOT believe Carly was on the bottom 3.

I just know that the producers can only shoot Ryan from the waist up when he utters Jason Castro's name. Got to cover that semi, right? Kelly Pickler, what a delight, did you see her on "Smarter Than A Fifth Grader"? YouTube it, you will not be disappointed. Is anyone else glad that Elliot Yamin got his grill fixed? Next up for him, hopefully, is a gig with ProActive. Seriously though, Idol Gives Back is a great cause, so reach into your pockets and show a lil love.

Dykealicious Amanda joins Carly and fuckface Cook on the bottom three. Why isn't Brooke there? And hold the phone, Carly is married??? I still love her though. I canNOT believe that Christy is still there, she must give the best head this side of the Mississippi. This means Amanda won't even join the rest on the Idol tour. Boo, I really wanted to see her shoot bourbon on stage and say "Fuck you for voting me off so early, the exit is to your left."