Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Replace Seacrest? Never!!

Syesha is on the bottom 3, I told you she doesn't stick out, which is a shame. She has an amazing voice and lovely tah-tahs. Award for the most overdressed goes to Kimberley Locke. She does look great, but why was she wearing that dress. I always liked her, I just checked out her cd and eh. Kudos to losing the forty pounds! I did download her Band of Gold remix, very homoliscious. Chiquita is also in the bottom three, whateves. Who was that chick that called in and asked if he was single? His mom will do anything for him, what a doll. And hold my cock, baby daddy Jason Castro is in the bottom three???? I guess he needed that wake up call, he did suck pretty badly last night. No bongy before singy baby boy. Hes safe anyways, now go celebrate and smoke a bowl with Kristy Lee Cock. Lucky bitch, you are totally workin middle America, you shmuck! How smart the audience is you say Simon? She is manipulating inbreeds across the US of A. Goodbye Chiquita, like I said I won't miss you. Now make like a banana and split. LOL I apoligize I have had some wine.

<3
me

PS- Just for shits and giggles, my favorite PussyCat Doll..

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