Ramona, Mario, Avery- I hate Ramona, enough said. Her poor husband Mario, and I feel even worse for her daughter Avery. She is aged well beyond her years, she is 12. She already has a college plan and is ready to make it big financially and if need to, without a man. Rameana's mother wasn't able to leave her husband because of financial reasons. I am all for women having their own money, but let Avery be a kid. She is even forcing her into acting. Avery likes it but wants school to come first. Smart girl! Ramona's voice is like a 80 year old Jewish lady pimping out her son at the temple single mingle. She also thinks models don't use their brains and she said it in front of the models, and the Countess, an ex-model. She just has no class, she wants to be young forever (age gracefully girl!), and wears tacky clothes. She leaves dinner parties and is a horrible liar. I hate her.
Jill & Ally- Jills mom, Gloria, hates the smell of her shampoo, I hate the smell of pert plus too. Her mom's face is stretched like silly putty over an egg and her lips look like a sideways who-ha. I hate her "gay husband" he is trying way to hard. Are you kidding me? A pink cowboy hat? You are in your 40's man, and you are not a a girl in Vegas at a bachelorette party. Jill is kinda immature, she didn't get front row at a fashion show and had to sit behind Ramona and her Ivana Trump do. Jill is from New Jersey, and you can tell. I like her though, Betheeny and Jill are my faves, the rest should fight to the death and last one standing gets to tell Simon hes gay. Jill and Betheeny are just a great duo. I also think they need to show more Ally, she is why I want Jill to adopt me, so we can be sisters. She has that low husky sexy girl voice. She is also 14 and going on 30. Shes a lil thick and I like it. We can split a foot long at Subway. Love. Ally. Anywho, Jill's fight with Romeana is hilarious. Women in their forties battling over a tennis game, cute. Kidding, I love it, I just wish there was mud wrestling and drag queens involved. Season two spoiler LOL. J and B need their own show. Period. The rest of them can just be pawns that the two of them can make fun of along with the rest of America.
LuAnn the Countess-is such a cunt, totally two-faced but thats why I kind of like her. Her maid wants to kill her and I love that. Her maid is comedy, we need more of her in our lives. LuAnn is hands on with her kids, sorta, but the maid does everything. EVERYTHING. Probably even blow the Count once a month. She raises the kids and she even called her out on it. LuAnn mentioned La Migre, that was the last she heard anything about her parenting. You can tell she loves being a Countess but I am sure misses her youth even more. Hanging out with her much younger neice lets her be that "struggling model" she used to be. She is so boujey (sp?), you know what I mean right? Very ummm "Barbie, where is the Grey Poupon? I can't find it anywhere on this yaught and call me by my middle name Dick if you find it before me in your Lacoste dress with matching shoes!" She told B (Betheeny) that any "servent" or anyone is what she really meant is to call her Mrs Deldouchey or whatever her last name is. Get over yourself. She just seems fake.
Alex and Simon- Alex's hair is always a mess, I am surprised her gay husband doesn't help her out. He may not be gay, but I think he might be one of those guys that really wants to give the hetero life a good solid shot and at a pre-set age, stop whatever is going on and go full on homo. He LOVES his fashion, and come on, his name is Simon. Back to her hair, its always a mess, like she has a high powered fan above her front door like my local 7-11 does. Its just a fucking mess. Her husband and herself are oddly codependent on each other. I don't think they spend any time with their kids because they have an au pair. She names one of her kids Francois, I think I would even beat him up. Poor guy and they are soo proud of him, as every parent should but fuck. They need to cut him some slack, let his balls drop first. They claim not to be socialites or social climbers but all they want to do is meet people to climb that ladder. They call those kinda people "connectors". I think I hate these two more then Romeana. Yes. Yes, I do hate them more. Oh man and when he showed up at girls night, dayham. Simon is horrid. Alex is even worse. Keep them on the show so we can see how editing makes them "worse" then they really are. I hate them.
Bethany- is my kinda girl, known as the runaway bride, she has the hottest man, and hes a good one. He just won't commit. Whateves. I am definitly on Team Betheeny. She is hilarious, she has that total New York voice, I dig it. She can't stand Jill's gay husband (nor can I). She says if you look up token gay friend in the dictionary, there you have it. She even makes fun of Alex for naming her kid Francois and that her husband has homosexual problems. Fantastic. She has no regrets, she calls people out on their shit and shes down to earth. Prefection. I can't even remember half of the funny shit that she has said. She made the show, that is for sure! They should just replay the season and have her do commentary. I would do it with her. I can tell we would feed off each others energy. Each episode will most likely be two hours long though. I can't stress how much I love this bitch.
Here is one of my favorite clips with J and B, the end is the best!!
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