I Had Sex With A Porn Star

Well I don't think he was doing porn during the very brief time we "dated". What has got me all baffled is that the most memorable thing about him was how bad he was in bed. I have never been with anyone remotely bad until I met him. He was dirty and not in a good way. In a way that he went barefoot into Burger King right before asking me for $5. He was funny, cute, I wasn't looking for anything serious, so I didn't care all too much. One time he slept over and he went number two, which is fine, but he didn't try to cover up the smell at all and left the door open as to air it out or something. The smell was so bad that my roomate woke up from her nap and asked what the smell was. I nearly died of laughter. We basically parted ways shortly after that.

He is fun to have around at a party. Come to think of it, he was quite the whore, so this doesn't surprise me all too much. I always wonder if I am going to be watching porn one day, and boom, theres someone you know. I never in a million years thought it would be someone I slept with. I have however, seen like 3 guys on MTV's Next that I have made out with. Actually, he was on that show too, haha, its all coming back to me. Anywho, last Night I was on xtube when I discovered this. Rubbing one out helps me sleep at night, TMTH right Danny?

Well, I am checking things out, seeing whats new to the site. So I clicked on this video and it's a tad bit blurry. Its a good one, so I watch. Then I start to notice things, I have seen that tattoo on his shoulder, I know that voice, holy fuck me Batman, thats ******!! Of coarse I go to myspace to look his page up and myspace is down. Never fucking there when I need you MS. I no longer have his number, but do I email him, what do I say? I know what you did last summer? How does it feel to have one in your bum and one in your mouth? Help?!?!?! Just playing, I ain't going to contact him. Its just nice to know I can check this off my list of shit to do before I turn 25. Which is next week people! March 27th!! Justin Out!

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