First of all, is Paula wearing gloves? Really? Gloves and an ice capades outfit? WOW, and that hair clip? I think she is channeling her inner "Material Girl". Moving on...Ramiele, I love my lil pinoy singer. I would marry her if she could make me some good Filipino food while singing me songs from the 80's AND if we can have our own boyfriends. Now fellow Aries, Happy Birthday Jason Castro, I heart you. I am not particularly fond of the name Jason, but Jason Castro is all good. Hes told he is an Aries, and not sure if he pronounces it right. It's okay honey, just be glad you can sing and that you look like a masculine yet soft lesbian that I wanna bone like crazy. Was it just me or did he seem a tad off? I know its his b-day but does he have to hit up the bar they built especially for Paula backstage or hit the bong right before he sings? He was not all there. Best part was when Ryan said "Thank you Jason" and he replies with "You too!" He did well but just not his best.
Syesha did a lovely job, she reminds me of Latoya the year that Fantascia won. She should have won that year, I never liked Fanty. That is why I didn't watch the year Carrie won. I boycotted AI for one year. Anywho Syesh does a great job each week, she just doesn't stick out enough for some reason. Her voice is beautiful. I can do without Chikezie, if he wants to stay in I think he should always play the harmonica. He needs that gimmick to keep him interesting, hes boring. On Oprah, Simon said Brooke was one his top 4 idols this season. Along with both Davids and Jason Castro. I didn't agree with him at the time, but she kinda redeemed herself this week. It might be just because I love that song. Other then her minor mishap in the beginning, I enjoyed it.
Michael where have you been hiding that energy? Great song choice and doing Queen, mighty ambitious but he did pretty well. His Aussie ass needed to wake me up, I kept hitting snooze hoping you would bring it. Car Car should have sang "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" like The Dan Band's cover. That would have been awesome. In all seriousness though, damn baby, favorite of the night, I love the Irish. Our lil David has a girlfriend? Really? Or did they show the person to daddy's left instead of right, where his boyfriend was? He did an okay job, I have never heard that song before though.
Kristy Lee Cock, shit man, God Bless the USA? She is totally mindfucking America into voting for her skank ass. Her eyes are dark like her soul and make up needs to wax her moustache. This was her best night yet, but I need her to get the fuck out. I got to hand it to her though, bitch is playing her cards right. Other David, nice twist on the song, he definitely has star quality and talent. I think if Simon has his way he would crown him the next American Idol. He is still pissed Taylor won and not Chris. So, I want Kristy gone. Kimberly Locke is on the show tomorrow night, EXCITING!!
No comments:
Post a Comment