Thursday, March 20, 2008

Do Me Tyson


Tyson is hot and an idiot, son. He is however, why I watch, son. Perry, get over yourself and get over Amanda, I can't stress it enough people, do not get someones name tattooed on you, BAD NEWS! Amanda left you for Britney's ex because she was tired of sayin "Is it in yet?". Get over it girl, you should have realized thats why she left when the photographer made you tuck your junk. Holly was an early favorite of mine but I wasn't feeling her this week. Ben is so fucking hot, he is reason number two I watch. I can get past the ignorant things he says sometimes, its not his fault hes uneducated. What the fuck was Naomi Campbell doing there? She came in, looked at their portfolios, said "Oh how cute" and left. They must have caught her inbetween doing lines and throwing things. Ben is hot! Did I say Ben was hot? Good riddance Shannon, she is one of those girls that doesn't like gay guys, she bothers me. I understand that Ronnie is a bit of a douche thats past its prime but he did a good job this week. He does seem fake, but hes got that likeable face that you just want to pinch or shoot a load on. This week was very homoerotic. The models portrayed the four elements in their birthday suits (speaking of birthdays mine is in two days!). The shoot was so gay that they should have done the fifth element, love, with Ben and Ronnie. Yum! I just hope Perry doesn't win, we don't need another K-Fed in model form.

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