Bravo, Bravo

Top Chef premiered last night, just in time too. Project Runway is now over (I hate that we have to wait a year for the next one) and congrats to Christian. He needs to retire "F-I-E-R-C-E", its tired, in fact it should have been done when Abercrombie & Fitch came out with a cologne called FIERCE. That was YEARS ago too. I loved me some Rami, if he wanted to win he should have been ok with tossing Tim's salad but its against his religion. Anywho, Bravo is smart by keeping their hits coming one after another. Just like the FX Network. So smart they are.

Back to Top Chef, it looks like a promising season. There is a lesbian couple this season. Good job on trying to out gay Project Runway, but its never gonna happen. Kudos to you anyway. They are goin crazy with the *bleep* button and they are keepin them on their toes. I am horrible with names, but the guy with the mohawk (not the lesbo), I can already tell hes the villian this season. Not only did he take two deep dish pans (one in case he screwed up) but that meant that someone had to improvise and use a skillet. Then that same skillet guy gets teamed up with mohawk guy in the next challenge and skillet guy gets fucked again. Mohawk says there is no mayonaise, and it is a key ingredient for the crabcakes they are making. So Mohawk tells Skillet how to make mayo as he pulls out his own jar of mayo. What a putz. After Skillet makes the mayo, Mohawk hands him his jar. You know that is just what Connie Chung and Maury Povich's marriage is like. Fuck you get your own mayo Chung. I look forward to this season like mad.

<3 me PS- When does The D-List start again?