First up, good plug on your song Randy, kudos fatty. Now on to Amanda, does she tickle you in way that makes you want to be a lezzy? Me too! She did the best she could, I still say I love a woman with a husky voice. I wouldn't be surprised if her and Idol season one alumni Nikki McKibbin bump uglies and get their own realty show on VH1. Kristy Lee Cook, they added the Lee to make her sound more country. They want another Carrie, she is a MONEY MAKER. If you look into her eyes, she looks dead inside. Did she used to be a stripper? Paula needs to grow some balls and tell them they suck instead of her standard "You know what? You look great!" She did do better this week, not good by any means but her best yet. Oh, didn't her dress look like that ugly thing Jillian threw down the runway on Project Runway? The gold one on the finale, it totally does.
On to gay favorite young David, he remembered his words! Looks like his showdaddy cracked that whip. I love his hair. He did a fantastic job, of coarse. He seems so nervous during interview part, poor baby. Michael has a nice arse and a wrong song choice. I will be glad when Beatles night is over. Paulas ear thing backfired too. ZING! Whoa, Brooke is boring, she can't hit them high notes either. And it is ok to tell you how bad you were. It is ok, its ok. Its ok. Daughtry #2 David Cook, he is bald under them bangs. Y'all noticed that right? I did like his performance though, right down from the first note to seeing him play that guitar, you go boy. You go get you some Rogaine. I EVEN clapped for him.
Ca-Ca-Carly! I love her, she is my favorite girl this season. She did well this week. However, what was up with her maternity top designed by drag queens for drag queens. Yuck! I want to do an Irish Car Bomb with her. I like her so much, I would even hold her hair while she threw up afterwards. Now, my future ex-boyfriend Jason Motherfuckin Castro. He's not the brightest crayon in the box but I don't care. I even dig his I just smoked a bowl eyes. So dreamy. I loved his performance, and he even sang in French, fuck me sideways, I LOVE him! Syesha sang a very pretty version of "Yesterday", probably the best of the night. She is very talented, and WOW them boobies.
Chikezie was my runner up choice for the night, he worked that harmonica and it was a great song choice. I don't care what the judges say. It also might be because I love that song, regardless, I clapped for him. He looks like a cantalope with ears. Now I want some kiwi. Ramiele, I like her, shes very cute. She was a lil bouncy bounce this week while singing. What you may not know, is thats just how us Asians sing. We bounce, we bounce and never to the tempo of the song. Vote for who you want to go home on my page.
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